UltraDNS employs some of the most relentless telemarketers ever. You tell them you’re not interested, they pull the “I don’t know why you wouldn’t be interested!” routine. You hang up, they call back in a few weeks. Yeah: I think I won’t be recommending anyone use them (not that my recommendation carries much weight).

President Bush (center) hugs Jason McElwain while still carrying the head of his decapitated zombie clone.Charles Dharapak, AP