So far I’ve received: Magic The Gathering “Core Game”, w/ 2 starter packs, a guide, a “collectable premium card”, and some extra cards, along with “Magic Online”, a PC version of the game. 2 booster packs for MTG. A copy of Project Gotham Racing 3. A t-shirt from 1UP.com. $10,000, if I was the first to solve a puzzle (find out tomorrow, but I bet I wasn’t). And, this thing:

What the hell is it?