<rone> “If we had those 40 million (aborted) children that were killed over
the last 30 years, we wouldn’t need the illegal immigrants to fill the jobs
that they are doing today.” — Tom DeLay, 2007/07/13
This is brilliant! What source of labor could be cheaper than the unwanted, abused, and neglected-as-children? Oh but damn, who would we [...]

Yep, I’m moving to Ballard. I’ve decided I’m going to rent the house out for a year, and see how that goes. I think it’s a fine house, the location just doesn’t work for me any more.
The place in Ballard is about 5 miles from work. It’s freshly updated inside, and it looks like it’s [...]

I think it’s time for the Fat Jerk to get lolcat’d. I’m afraid I’m not creative enough to pull it off myself, though. Any ideas?

…buying “Mario Bros” instead of “Super Mario Bros”. Brilliance! Oh well, it’ll be fun if a friend comes over I guess.
This system is pretty slick. I was surprised it didn’t come with an S-Video cable, although I’m sure research would have revealed this. I do like the built-in wi-fi, and that Nintendo managed to make [...]

I submitted this to engrish.com ages ago, but it was never picked up. So here it is.
The center tag says: ‘You can find “IT” up completely. At anytime, at
any purpose in your life style. That’s something like.’
The line at the bottom says: ‘Please make sure the size of your goods
meets the intended use of this [...]

No, seriously, I’m tired of this guy and his story, and the groups clamoring to have a chance at defending him.