GI Systematic Clear Case for Bath-Time Goods
I submitted this to engrish.com ages ago, but it was never picked up. So here it is.
The center tag says: ‘You can find “IT” up completely. At anytime, at
any purpose in your life style. That’s something like.’
The line at the bottom says: ‘Please make sure the size of your goods
meets the intended use of this product.’
Also: ‘This product is not perfect waterproof.’ ‘To discard this
product, consult with professionals.’
This would be even better if we interpreted “GI” as “gastrointestinal”. It makes it sound like some sort of mega-enema kit.