I submitted this to engrish.com ages ago, but it was never picked up. So here it is.

The center tag says: ‘You can find “IT” up completely. At anytime, at
any purpose in your life style. That’s something like.’

The line at the bottom says: ‘Please make sure the size of your goods
meets the intended use of this product.’

Also: ‘This product is not perfect waterproof.’ ‘To discard this
product, consult with professionals.’