A Spectacular Investment Opportunity
Please join me on the ground floor of an amazing opportunity. 100000% gains are all but guaranteed! PIICRON is developing gaming consoles that will play games from any other console in existence. As you can see, there is a lot of text on that page. That much text is sure to lead to at last 50000% gains, all on its own.
Check out the Ubercron’s transforming FPGA that studies medicine and weather! Or the multi-level-marketing scheme of the Netcron:
If you want to try a new game you just saw or play against your friends, you should not have to wait, buy the pig in the sack nor find a gaming store. [...] If you enjoyed it, you will buy it, at which point your friend stand to gain since it is thanks to him we made the sale, not more than fair he gets paid for opening your eyes.
I’m sure this is nothing like the The Phantom. Again, that’s a lot of text. And the media kit is 75MB (the images I used to make this AWESOME comment background were almost 2MB combined!) so you know they’re serious.