I think it’s time for the Fat Jerk to get lolcat’d. I’m afraid I’m not creative enough to pull it off myself, though. Any ideas?

I have been wanting to adopt a pair of cats for some time now. I was hoping for two bonded adults that would entertain each other during the day. As luck would have it, I found a pair the first day I went out to the Tukwila Petsmart, host of PurrfectPals, a non-profit cat shelter. [...]